In the event you’ve ever been on an extended road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you’ve likely played “Would You Rather.”
The rules are amazingly simple and universally understood. But on the off-chance you’re seeing us from outer space, here’s how the finest “Would You Rather” game functions: You start by presenting a dilemma of two equally terrible-appearing (or occasionally equally enticing alternatives to the other player. Here’s an example: “Would you rather have sex with a dog and nobody in the planet understands you did it, or would you rather not have sex with a dog, and everybody in the planet thinks you did it?”
You then smirk as the other player wrestles with such an impossible scenario. As soon as they decide the things that they consider to be the less horrible of two atrocious situations, it is their turn to develop a dilemma for you.
The game is a regular section on the Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast. Star guests including Ice-T and Bernie Sanders are asked by host Scott Aukerman to choose the things that they believe to be the finest of two horrendous scenarios.
The attractiveness of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no abilities outside a little bit of ingenuity. But it is just as entertaining as the people you play with. There is no denying that the more absurd and sometimes X-rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more interesting it becomes.
For a little inspiration, here are some uncomfortable proposals compiled from Reddit, either.io, and our sick, sick imaginations.
The finest “Would You Rather” questions
Would you rather gain pounds or be banned from the world wide web for a month?
Would you rather an unrecognizable kid photograph of you be the theme of a vicious internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Daughter that continues for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?
Would you rather inadvertently “like” a two-year old photograph of your significant other’s ex-husband whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or inadvertently send a sext to your mom?
Would you rather be trolled by members of the alt-right or members of Gamergate?
Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you’re prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission each time you’ve got sex?
Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the world of Harry Potter?
Would you rather live in the world of Star Wars or heal a rare kind of cancer?
Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or allergic to smartphones?
Would you rather play Pokmon Go in real life or The Last Guardian in real life?
Would you rather be in a real life version of The Walking Dead or a real life version of Game of Thrones?
Would you rather be forever banned from Tinder or be forever banned from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you reside?
Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you’ve taken in the past year (without filters or have your personal email hacked?
Would you rather lose the aptitude vote in elections or the ability to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or liking their pictures on Instagram?
Would you rather have the ability to discover why someone you’re dating phantoms on you or the ability to see genuine phantoms?
Would you rather lose all of the pictures you’ve taken on your own smartphone this year or lose all of the publications you possess?
Would you rather gain friends in real life or , followers on Twitter?
Who would you rather bring back from the dead:
Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percent raise on the job or retain your smartphone and the same wages?
Would you rather have the last five pictures in your camera roll appear on a billboard in Times Square or have every unflattering photograph you’ve untagged yourself from on Facebook reappear overnight?
Would you rather be able to select the person who becomes the following President of the United States or the man who directs Star Wars: Episode X?
Would you rather be forced to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other java for the rest of your life or simply LaCroix for the rest of your life?
Would you rather be forced to host a huge dinner party and invite everyone you left-swiped on Tinder or have brunch with the last person who called you out on Twitter?
Would you rather lose your eligibility to text or lose your capability to provide a high-five?
Would you rather seem like Jar-Jar Binks for the rest of your life or Siri?
Would you rather lose the ability to use GPS for the rest of your life or lose the aptitude utilize a debit or credit card?
Would you rather don only Sailor Moon ensembles for the rest of your life or dress such as the cast of Hamilton for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have the ability to see every text that wasn’t sent to you or the skill to see every text that’s about you?
Would you rather have naked pictures of you leaked on the web but not seen by anyone you understand or unintentionally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that may record everything?
Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your information leaked in a health insurance provider hack?
Would you rather have Reddit take up percent of your day or gag take up percent of your day?
Would you rather eat the Twitter bird or the World Wildlife Fund panda?
Would you rather consistently get stuck in traffic or consistently have a really slow internet connection?
Would you rather have a flying car or have Tbps Internet connection?
Would you rather get picked for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?
Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an offensive name on the road by a stranger?
Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be forced to just use Kimoji for the rest of your life?
Would you rather be forced to see your friends just once a month or lose Twitter followers every month?
Would you rather have infinite storage space in your iPhone or infinite storage space in real-life?
Would you rather live out the Zola tweet rage in real life or be made to follow DJ Khaled’s guidance for a month?
Would you rather have Google search results for your name confused with a convicted killer or a well-known pornstar?
Would you rather give the remaining part of the web control over your Twitter account or give your mom control over your Tinder account?
Would you rather have every photograph on your own mobile play as a slideshow for your family or let your grandma read your text messages with your significant other?
Would you rather be a extremely successful YouTube star who is inadvertently embraced by chan or a uploader everyone honors but no one watches?
Would you rather have the aptitude teleport each time you fart or treat any wound by screaming at it?
Would you rather have every Tinder match be able to read your other messages or never be able to utilize computers or smartphones for dating again?
Would you rather be able to talk to your pet or to those who are dead via Facebook messenger?
Would you rather take a look at your Mom or your Dad’s web history?
Would you rather have male birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for each girl?
Would you rather have dogs or cats forever banned from your Instagram feed?
Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised discussion with a Nazi claiming against their points?
Would you rather have a cold three months out of the year or must see a physician to get viral marketing from your head?
Would you rather consistently use LOL-talk in real life, even at funerals, or just communicate via a series of emoji that pop up over your head?
Would you rather be a loser on The Bachelor or a victor on Jeff Foxworthy’s American Bible Challenge?
Would you rather have your most embarrassing moment got in a GIF that goes viral or face your greatest fear?
Would you rather never need to upgrade your computer or never need to update your smartphone?
Would you rather have Batman’s abilities, cash, equipment, and lifestyle or ending crime round the world for good but be poor and unnoticed?